mei 2013
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snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
connorkawaii:
at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
bleerios:
so everything in europe really is gayer and drunker
remusslupin:
THEY JUST HAD A GAY KISS AND TAP DANCING MEATBALLS I DEFY YOU TO EVER MISTAKE SWEDEN WITH SWITZERLAND EVER AGAIN
Eurovision 2013 featuring:
unwrittenmanuscripts:
tina turner knock off
katniss everdeen on fire
finnish lesbians
spanish bagpipes
shakira in a disco ball
definitely not hey soul sister
russia wanting world peace
denim jesus
gay dracula satan
hungarian hipsters
thor
gay bos shadow men turned threesome
alcohol is free wearing skirts
disneys lion king
half naked irish drummers
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
colorado-wannabe:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
hiluxy:
eurovision is about musi-
My thoughts whenever someone unfollows me:
laugh-addict:
jelee-:
dorkstrider:
killerkranberry:
dorkstrider:
did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off
remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the...
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
heyblaine:
reminder that tonight is eurovision and things will get more intense than in the hunger games between the people on your dashboard living in europe
veganrantss:
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
the-page-of-rage:
twingeneticist:
THERES
ONLY
116
SAND
CATS
LEFT
ON
EARTH
NOOOO
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
all1sees:
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
