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sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

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yuyukami:

alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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awkwardvagina:

anyone that can apply their makeup on public transport deserves a medal because that must be the hardest thing ever

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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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onehundreddollars:

certified-0rca:

Narwhals travelling along their narwhallian highways to get to Nar-whal-nia

challenge to myself: write a poem tonight that uses the word “narwhalian”.

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HAKUNA MA’VODKA

— it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via regenapplaus)  
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vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

— read that, again.  (via fridaynights-citylights)  
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997:

To celebrate the opening of it's new boutique in Bangkok, Maison Martin Margiela exhibits key archive pieces highlighting codes emblematic to the Maison, including anonymity, 'Trompe l’œil, and the ‘four stitches‘.

997:

To celebrate the opening of it's new boutique in Bangkok, Maison Martin Margiela exhibits key archive pieces highlighting codes emblematic to the Maison, including anonymity, 'Trompe l’œil, and the ‘four stitches‘.

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