has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold
Thank you, Matilda.
THE GREEN MAN
In Koppel, Pennsylvania, it became common to see a horribly disfigured man walking down the darkened streets at night. He was given the name Charlie No-Face, or Green Man, and everyone had their own story of sighting him.
That’s because he was 100 percent real. Born Raymond Robinson in 1910, at the age of eight he was trying to view a bird’s nest on Morado Bridge when there was an accident. He touched a power line, which electrocuted him, causing horrific facial injuries that never properly healed.
Because his appearance tended to cause panic and make babies cry, he spent most of his 74 years hiding out in his home with his family. But at night he would make the streets his own, taking long walks when people were less likely to see him.
Obviously, this didn’t work all the time. Hence he became a living urban legend in his town, where some people used to drive around all night hoping to catch a glimpse.
I feel kind of bad for him to be honest.
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
when you listen to a song so much that you start to hear instruments you didn’t before
I knew this girl who waited till her ice cream melted and drank it and called it “ice cream soup” and I don’t know what happened to her but I hope she got the help she needed