peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

and then later he looks like this

hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

thefingerfucker:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

FOREVER reblog

akupitiyo:

technicalityterminus:

akupitiyo:

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

say that to my face motherfucker i dare you

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

moonglas:

loveonangelwings:

hollow-cheek:

samjoonyuh:

jelanihendrix:

They’re flirting telepathically.

This will forever be my favorite gif/pic of them.

This is my new favorite gif

Aaaaaawh

THIS. 

fatwink:

alternateperfection:

fatwink:

“i know right?” is one of the most satisfying things to hear

I know right ?

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

I’m going to call my first born child Shrek and no one can stop me.

I’ve received 9 messages telling me that this is child abuse and I also lost 17 followers I’m not naming my first born child Shrek.

I hate you

iu2:

Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair